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Prop firms jokes

Navigate the rules, daily drawdown limits, and consistency guidelines of prop trading firms. Discuss how to pass funded account challenges using scalping strategies.
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PTScalper
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Prop firms jokes

Post by PTScalper »

Hi traders,

i found out some good jokes about prop firms and trading with them :-)

Prop Firms & Challenges

1.) What is a prop firm’s favorite mathematical concept? Exponential decay of a trader’s evaluation fee.

2.) How do you know you’re in a prop firm evaluation? The rules say you can’t trade during high-impact news, full moons, or on days ending in 'y'.

3.) "I passed Step 1 of my funded account challenge! Now I just have to survive Step 2, Step 3, and the daily trailing drawdown rule."

4.) What do you call a trader who passed a $100k funded challenge? A person who is about to learn what maximum relative drawdown actually means.
Preserve your own money. Scale with the market's money. Exponential growth is the ultimate key.
HansFX
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Re: Prop firms jokes

Post by HansFX »

Hello,
actually number 1, 3 and 4 are great.
Thank you very much.
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